Hoof Arted (Tampa, FL) presents:
Sexy Sexy Murder
Silver Meteor Gallery
Thurs May 2 8:30pm, Sat May 4 7:30pm,
Sun May 5 3pm, Fri May 10 10pm,
Sat May 11 4:30pm
Sexy Sexy Murder is the first installment of the Perilousverse – playwright Christen Hailey’s darkly hilarious vision of Tampa Bay. Other visits to this demented & bizarro world include The Ballad of Hipster McBigballs, Chapel Perilous, The Curling Iron, Sluts in Space and Sexo Y Violencia.
In this adventure, we meet the Secret Queen of Tampa, the (mostly) benevolent monarch of Florida’s weird and fetid underbelly. The Queen is ready to retire to her Pagan Playground and pass all the pains-in-the-ass of ruling to her successor, and spend the rest of her days “playing mah-jong, doing tequila shots, and getting massages from hot Swedish chicks with man-hands.”
But her longtime mortal enemy, the Reverend Taint Violator, has a most heinous plan to foil the Queen and destroy her long-sought plans for peace and cocktails. He’s determined to steal her land, build a money-grubbing “bible college” on the site instead, murder the Queen, and sell her loyal minions into slavery!
The Secret Queen of Tampa might be nuttier than a port-a-potty at a peanut festival, but she’s no fool. Enlisting the aid of her handsome henchmen and the Ninja Bitch Lady Assassins, the Queen hatches a formidable scheme to triumph once more.
Black Comedy, 45 Min
Buy Tickets: $13 ($10+3)